How to Fix a Broken Heart

First things first, you have to remember how beautiful, amazing and how freaking sexy you are! (Mmmmm....sometimes this can be tough….) :(

Next if you got a broken heart you are most defiantly not seeing things clearly….You are probably all like, maybe they still love me or like I’ll never love again! So all you gotta do is make sure your eyeballs are all nice and clean. :)

Sooo now that you are seeing things a little more clearly you need to relax a bit. (I mean if you’re anything like me and someone’s ripped out your heart and freaking stomped on it and used it as a freaking toy!) Then you probably have a little resentful tension right in your tummy.

So reach in there and losing up those knots.

Oh ya and if you have any butterflies in there you should let them out, because they can be soooo annoying…..

Now you can finally fix your heart, treat it gently at first, look deep inside it and see where it is broken.

Then listen to it, most of the time your heart just wants to have fun again. :D

Sooo give it a few things it will love….like a few laughs, talk of affirmations, maybe some flowers. ;)

But wait! There are some things you should avoid, like do not play games with your heart, you will lose and don’t just give your heart to anyone….you’ll never know what they’re going to do with it…. :(

Oh and if your heart is still broken just party your face off and forget about it for awhile. :D

And if you have a broken heart right now…I hoped this helped you. :)

If all else fails you know your mom and dad will always love you….( I hope that's the case, anyway....)

And you know what? I will always have my heart on for you! ;) HAHAHAHAHAHA!